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Welcome to the online home of Brent Noorda, B.S.S.C.
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World's Greatest Joke of 2011

Question: What do you call it when you eat pizza and then get diarrhea?

Answer: click here for greatest punchline of 2011

Stuff I'm working on

  • Kangaroo Caller - Telephone reassurance to promote senior independence. about
  • slfsrv - Create simple computer apps using your browser as the front-end GUI.
  • Brent Noorda's Blog - Half-truths, half-hearted attempts at humor, and whatever I feel like writing when I have half a mind.
  • TOLOS (Theory of Lots of Stuff) - So far I'm only ready with Chapter 3:Gravity.
  • NoMorePasswordsJustEmail - Proof-of-concept for secure(ish) user accounts that don't use passwords. Because passwords suck.
  • Problems Solving Problems - QA and development tools that simulate worst-case conditions so products can be made to work well in the real world. First step: CrappyNet.
  • ZSG - YAAAAN (Yet Another Attempt At A Novel)
  • FuncyTag + FuncyStyle = FuncyTown - Generate HTML, JS, & CSS from single-source-file nested Javascript functions.
  • toy-piano - Everyone in the world can bang on the same piano. Beautiful Music.
  • airbnbconfessions - In today's sharing economy, we need a place to share our secrets.
  • TicketShare Bay - If you don't like to pay the man for concert tickets, then this is the place for you.

Stuff I've neglected for too long

  • Nombas - A now-defunct business I founded a long long time ago to promote, license, and support scripting (originally Cmm then Javascript/Ecmascript).
  • Aisle Zero - Grocery Shopping as a Service (GSaaS).
  • RadioWeave - (aka YiqYaq) more info coming, maybe....
  • Old Literature - I used to think it was my calling to be a writer. Ha. Ha ha. Links to old short stories and a novel  coming soon....
  • LastComputer Blog - Been kind of quiet there. sorry.
  • HelloSun - HelloSun: A guide to creating a social networking empire, from scratch, for free, circa 2012.
  • India Travel Blog - Long diary entries from our trip to India & Thailand.
  • Africa Pictures - Our journey to Burkina Faso and Ghana in pictures. watch quickly before Slide shuts down forever.

Ways to find me

The Reasons the Internet Was Invented

  • Our Wedding - Amy & Brent's wedding page. Keeping count of how many blissful seconds we've been married.
  • Non-stop entertainment - I didn't make this, but it's just the greatest.
  • Do the Math - "Using physics and estimation to assess energy, growth, options—by Tom Murphy"
  • The Pokayoke Guide - Everything you need to know about making a software startup.

Got a question? Send email to brent.noorda@gmail.com.

Owe me money? Pay Me!

Need work done? See my resume.

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(and not his identity-thief) 2002-2089