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World's Greatest Joke of 2011
What do you call it when you eat pizza and then get diarrhea?
for greatest punchline of 2011
What do you call it when you eat in the West-African nation of
and then get diarrhea?
Stuff I'm working on
- Tye Noorda Memorial - Mom died recently. That's sad.
- Kangaroo Caller - Telephone reassurance
to promote senior independence. about
Noorda's Blog - Half-truths, half-hearted attempts
at humor, and whatever I feel like writing when I have half a
- TOLOS (Theory of Lots of Stuff) -
So far I'm only ready with Chapter
- NoMorePasswordsJustEmail - Proof-of-concept for
secure(ish) user accounts that don't use passwords. Because passwords suck.
Problems - QA and development tools that
conditions so products can be made to work well in the real
First step: CrappyNet.
- ZSG - YAAAAN (Yet Another Attempt
At A Novel)
- FuncyTag + FuncyStyle = FuncyTown
- Everyone in the world can bang on the same piano. Beautiful
- In today's sharing economy, we need a place to share our secrets.
Bay - If you don't like to pay the man
for concert tickets, then this is the place for you.
Stuff I've neglected for too long
- A now-defunct business I founded a long long time ago to
license, and support scripting (originally Cmm then
- Aisle Zero
- Grocery Shopping as a Service (GSaaS).
- (aka YiqYaq) more info coming, maybe....
- Old Literature - I used to think
it was my calling to be a writer. Ha. Ha ha. Links to old
and a novel coming soon....
Blog - Been kind of quiet there. sorry.
- HelloSun: A guide to creating a social networking empire,
scratch, for free, circa 2012.
Blog - Long diary entries from our trip to
India & Thailand.
Pictures - Our journey to Burkina Faso and Ghana
pictures. watch quickly before Slide shuts down forever.
Ways to find me
on twitter - twitter is sweet, petite, and
- me on
facebook - facebook is like a modern-day AOL: "the
internet" for people of a certain age
on google+ - g+ is like facebook for people of a
- me on
linkedin - LinkedIn is the most popular MMORPG of
all, you can pretend you have any skills there
- me on email
- that's right, old-school social networking
- me on github
- everything will one day end up here
- me on quora
- Top question: What is Quora?
on youtube - you on metube?
The Reasons the Internet Was Invented
Wedding - Amy & Brent's wedding page.
Keeping count of how many blissful seconds we've been married.
entertainment - I didn't make this, but it's just
- Do the
- "Using physics and estimation to assess energy, growth,
Pokayoke Guide - Everything you need to know about
making a software startup.
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